- 'You want the swords on the chains? It's got the swords on the chains."
- "I wear my jacket out of imitation leather because... I don't want to hurt a cow."
- "I worry about my carbon footprint."
- "Cousin titties."
- "Oh my car."
- "I'm afraid of the punching"
- "I drive a very quiet motorcycle."
- "The jukebox is broken. I'll kick it if the proper owner says it's okay."
- "I don't know if I should kick the computer. I'm a computer!"
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