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Date: January 23rd, 2009
Length: 2:13:26
Hosts: Chris, Brett, Mikel, and Charlie.
Special Guest(s): None
Intro: King of the Hill
Quote of the week: "Aerith's death doesn't have anywhere near the same level of emotional impact now. Oh look, a chick made out of triangles got stabbed... by another chick made out of triangles."
Closing Words: "My mother died giving blowjobs on the internet."
Closing Song: The Replacements - Can't Hardly Wait
Content Covered:
- Top 7 Games we want announced in 2009
- 14 skateboarding games forgotten by time
- The first black videogame character
- Grand Theft Auto: Chinatown Wars
- Velvet Assassin
Funny Stories and Quotes:
- Chris Antista
- "Please don't break my hymen with that crystal."
- Like when I told Eric I played Naruto when I reviewed it, I didn't.
- Sex creates babies.
- Mikel "That's a bit of a stretch."
- I hate the PS3, I wear panties, and I accepted cash from Microsoft.
- "I'll give you instructions on how to make a prism vagina."
- "I want a porn game that legitmately works my boner."
- A man with no teeth screaming at a trash can from 50 feet away. (Joe Montana's Sports Talk Football)
- On the Genesis' speech capabilities: "When someone talks on the Genesis it sounds like a man with no teeth screaming in a trashcan from 50 feet away."
- As the Sea Captain from The Simpsons: "Arr! You just pulled a Christ Air!"
- Final Fantasy IV It's going back in time and writing about games that we read about.
- Final Fantasy VII The star from the Dire Straits got killed.
- "And their ovens?
- If you want me to recognize you please be a different character.
- Kids figure out to send your address. If you send an address First Name: Last Name: you will be banned.
- If you cowered in fear in front of a Nintendo Zapper you don't deserve to live.
- Brett Elston
- "You can own a bat or a vampire wolf."
- Writing to teenagers when I was a teenager reading it.
- I have a huge raging erection for the future.
- What's wrong with the Dutch?
- Professor Murder? Watch yuor Mr. Show kids.
- I hade Cinemax and HBO, so I didn't need Leisure Suit Larry.
- How can I be a pedophile? That's a ridculous assumption to make when I was working at Toys R Us.
- Playing Pong in 3p.
- Was a Pokemon Gym Leader at his Toys R Us. Got a shirt for it.
- Leagues every Saturday, but sucked ass because parents lied and tried to get his friend fired.
- A parent defending douche kid voiced by Antista: "This Charmander totally kicked his ass!"
- Leagues every Saturday, but sucked ass because parents lied and tried to get his friend fired.
- Mikel Reparaz
- "Metroid Zero: Camelfoot Edition."
- In this version she has a beard but she's still a woman.
- Fuck off, can't talk right now. Holy Shit!
- A Dutch Uncle?
- Donald Duck and Ass Magic Land.
- I was a sideshow attraction.
- Great another corpse to fuck to death.
Question of the Week 19: Biggest lie you told about games and achievements?
- Brett Elston: Lied about having a black and dark blue zapper for NES. If any kid brought an orange zapper, he threw it out.
- Chris Antista: "If anyone believed the zapper was a gun, they should be dead."
- Mikel Reparaz: Rehashed the stories of Super Mario Brothers 8 in Japanand Castlevania 5 in 1987. Also lied about Leisure Suit Larry to play it.
- Charlie Barratt: Mainly lied to his parents to play games.
Link: Episode 35