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Date: July 11th, 2008

Length: 59:46

Hosts: Chris, Brett, and Mikel.

Special Guest(s): None

Intro: The Dark Knight

Quote of the week: "I'm gonna put it in Candy Kong's neck hole."

Closing Words: Chris Antista "Peace everybody."

Closing Song: Sam & Dave - Hold on I'm comin

Content Covered:

  • Top 7 Shower Scenes
  • IGN vs. Gamesradar clash of tabloid journalism
  • Unoriginal Ideas being stoled
  • Babes Week
    • Chris Antista mentions that the article was written by a vagina proprietor.
  • Everyone agrees that Rock Band 2 needs a shitty song and that song is "Bring Me to Life" by Evanescence.
    • Chris Antista: "They need one song that is fucking terrible. Everytime I hear that song I feel like walking into a wrestling ring.
    • Brett Elston: "Single handedly ruined Daredevil."
    • Mikel Reparaz: "Made goths twice as annoying."

Notable Facts:

  • Radio DJ voice was first used by Chris Antista to promote a contest for a Guitar Hero DS game. [28:46-28:51]
  • "Clustershart" was first coined 10:57 into the podcast.
  • Mario 2 joke fail sound effect first used for Chris Antista's quote "Showers in Xenosaga was a funny as the showers in Schindler's List."
  • Elston's first gaming crush is Jill Valentine.

Funny Stories and Quotes:

  • Metal Gear Solid 4
    • Was not a patriotic game and lead to Mikel Raparaz and Chris Antista talking like people from the deep south. [16:46-17:08]
      • Mikel Raparaz (in a southern voice): "The US is a military state controlled by robots!"
      • Chris Antista (also in a southern voice): "They're building a giant barrier between church and state!"
  • Chris Antista
    • Drinking with Paul Ryan and Rich during a 4th of July party and had some good vegetarian chili. Went to a bar and laugh at some shitty women joke, but had to laugh for a long time due to a prolonged fart. [1:09-2:27]
    • "I'm going to put it in Candy Kong's neckhole." [16:58-17:05] approx.
    • "Command and Conquer 3. That is too many subheadings. I'll play Command and Conquer, or Red Alert, but not both."
    • (his neighbors) "Bunch of fuckin, indie, elitest, pretentious, art, fuck sticks.
    • "Paul fucking asshole Ryan. That Aryan douchebag that runs Cheat Planet."
    • "I'm bringing a Hello Kitty balloon for my daughter. If I had a Hello Kitty shirt while giving the balloon, I would be arrested."
    • "Fingering his own urethra."
    • Anyone found anything boner inducing.
    • I can only make jokes about fucking animals or severed heads. Or fucking severed animal heads.
    • You act like I made Schindler's List.
    • Remember when pubic hair was the size of Chihuahua dogs?
    • What happened to walking axe wounds?
    • Street Fighter IV for urethra purposes only.
  • Mikel Reparaz
    • "I'll show you fidgeting, you fucking assholes." [38:54-38:58]
    • "What a second! Oh my God!" (on playing PC games)
    • "The graphics have progressed to the point, you should actually see him in the background jerking off."
    • "Getting it way up there. To the knuckle."
    • We're talking about dicks here people.
    • Fable 2 "I want to play it and grow apples and feed those apples to my dog. Then feed to my children which I will feed to a monster.
    • 14 year old girls.
      • Chris "You know the bookmarks I favorited."

Link: Episode 9

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