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Date: July 3rd, 2008

Length: 59:48

Hosts: Chris, Brett, Mikel, and Charlie.

Special Guest(s): Eric Bratcher

Intro: Mega Man 2 Intro music

Quote of the week: "The only thing the Wii is optimal for is flipping pancakes and stabbing ghosts."

Closing Words: Chris Antista "Goodnight everybody"

Closing Song:Top Gun Anthem

Content Covered:

Notable Facts:

  • Elan Sel'Sabagno (pronounced ee-lawn sleazebag-in-oh) is first mentioned.
  • Brett Elston is in Canada during this podcast.
  • First time Antista mentions he wants a videogame tattoo. Wants it expense by the company.

Funny Stories and Quotes:

  • Chris Antista
    • "I consider the NFL mutant league football; those people aren't human."
    • Got Mega Man 2 because of good grades.
    • Played sports, like soccer and baseball, as a kid and wished he played games instead.
    • "PC gamers, suck it up and buy a Wii."
    • Traded RC ProAm for Mickey Mousecapade. (A big mistake.)
    • "Is your favorite album always in the $5.99 Wal Mart bin?"
    • "Did it occur to you that Top Gun is the gayest movie ever made?"
    • "Yeah, but see, I don't play sports, I only read headlines, and from all I know, they're all murderers and pit dogs to death."
    • "The price of Petrol is downright Bobbety."
    • Every second you're talking, you lose $5 in microtransactions.
    • Chester A. Mothergrabbing Arthur.
  • Brett Elston
    • "Why does everybody hate Battle Network, because I do."[40:10-40:15]
    • "Why don't you just go kiss more girls, and I'll be here playing Mega Man."
    • "Whoa son, Mega Man doesn't have levels." (Toward Eric Bratcher)
    • His dad loves Top Gun. (Because of the F-14's, not buttsecks.)
    • Mega Man 2 is Brett Elston's 2nd most favorite game of all time.
    • Tony Hawk got bad when it tried to do everything else in the world that wasn't skating.
  • Eric Bratcher
    • "As cool as it is to be an all star pitcher, it's much cooler drive a spaceship into a dinosaur's ass to save the princess."
  • Mikel Reparaz
    • "I didn't actually read it, because I saw the word "sports" and immediately closed my browser in fear."
    • "[Magnet Man] is a robot with a brain that has a hard drive, and he keeps a magnet right next to his brain. That is fucking hardcore. That is like somebody holding a gun to their head all the time."

Link: Episode 8

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