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Date: November 13th, 2009
Length: 2:21:40
Hosts: Chris, Brett, Mikel, and Henry.
Special Guest(s): None
Intro: No Russian Intro + Bart Simpson
Closing Words: Brett Elston "God this is dumb. Why are we doing this?"
Closing Song: Metroid 2 Ending
Content Covered:
- Top 7 Tasteful game heroines
- (about the lone girl from Ninja Gaiden) Mikel Reparaz "Only way to see that is at the Folsom Street Fair, and its probably a Tranny."
- Modern Warfare 2 No Russian level possible to skip it
- (should say) Mikel Reparaz "ARE YOU A PUSSY?!"
- X360 Bible (very condescending)
- Ask a Games Jaranjalist
- Hank's Corner
Notable Facts:
- The Onion Modern Warfare 3 played in break
- Henry Gilbert can't beat Gay Tony because of a mission
- Gary Steinman now EIC of PTOM
Funny Stories and Quotes:
Chris Antista:
- Barry White impersonation [1:47:58-1:49:01]
- "Gonna fuck that kid in the urethra. No mercy" [1:54:21-1:54:25]
- Looks like I'm not going to Florida for Christmas because I bought Ghostbusters.
- I remember the stampede leaving the Limp Bizkit concert.
- Songs about the genre you like are horrible.
- Get Logan Decker on the podcast.
- I took years worth of film classes and its bullshit.
- How much journalism is required for Pirates of the Caribbean? Likewise for Gears of War.
- Yeah I could have sex with her tomorrowif I wanted to. Shit she listens to the podcast. I should edit that out.
- Rodrigo Boriega?
- Mikel "It's Borgia."
- Ivy is stupid. If you want to have sex with her go kill yourself.
- on addresses "You should probably die in a fire with a love one that doesn't deserve it."
- The Conduit is finally $17.99 on Amazon
- Brett Elston "Finally a fair price"
Brett Elston
- The guy that saved the industry with Mario and Donkey Kong can't animate a dress? Come the fuck on.
- This isn't a joke. They already used the full power of the Wii.
Mikel Reparaz:
- "The ESRB can say alien buttsex on Pluto."
- Monsters aren't protected by the Constitution.
- I skipped kung fu classes to play Powerstone in real life.
- @Chris That was an observation for fuck sake.
- People like him who need a bib to prevent him from drooling on his shirt.
- SPOILERS SAMUS IS A GIRL!
- Chris "The dick is a lie."
- Mikel Reparaz- "You are a sleeper agent on the War on Christmas."
- Chris Antista: "Stop it. I am not a Jew."
Henry Gilbert
- I remember when Beyond Good and Evil came out during that very just war the US went into.
- I want to read a book. The Bible.
Question of the Week 61: Fondest Multiplayer Experience?
- Chris Antista- CounterStrike. MB2K + CS Clan crew + Dead Poets Society. All became good friends. Witness the largest killstreak with Trent manning the WASD keys and Drew aiming the mouse. (RIP Drew) Happened over a period of 40 minutes (Also having lots of sex playing Tetris Worlds) {can cash it in, but chooses not to}
- Brett Elston- Super Mario Kart new years 1992-1993, playing Battle mode. Also playing friends Doom modded PC levels, and now playing Left 4 Dead and Street Fighter IV.
- Henry Gilbert- Playing Goldeneye with a friend from elementary school who stopped becoming his friend in middle school, then became his friend again with Goldeneye.
- Mikel Reparaz- Street Fighter an Mortal Kombat 2 Endurance mode. Also kicking that crybaby asshole in college in Mortal Kombat 3 "WINNING IS FUN." Story re-mentioned. First used in episode 55.
Link: Episode 77