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Date: June 27th, 2008

Length: 56:07

Hosts: Chris, Brett, Mikel, and Tyler.

Special Guest(s): Henry Gilbert, then only a meager GamesRadar Intern.

Intro: George Carlin

Quote of the week: "There's no way I'm evolving an asshole."

Closing Words: Chris Antista "Goodbye George"

Closing Audio: The Pixies - This Monkey's Gone to Heaven.

Content Covered:

  • Top 7 Worst Jobs in the Game Industry
  • Songs we demand to see in Rock Band
  • Guitar Hero: On Tour
  • Alone in the Dark
  • What if a nuke went off in Superman's ass?
  • Mortal Kombat vs. DC Universe

Notable Facts:

  • Pixies Debaser is the intro song instead of Helix Nebula by Anamanaguchi
  • First use of Brett Elston's Japanese accent to start off the podcast
  • First promotional trailer featuring the voice of Lizzie Cuevas
  • Mikel Reparaz broke the cocksucking barrier
  • First appearance of Henry Gilbert
  • AJ Glaser left GamesRadar to attend graduate school
  • Paul Ryan was first referenced
  • Brett Elston mentions Toys R' Us for the second time in the Top 7 about Retail
  • A list of "dream Rock Band" songs is read off, and the "cocksucker barrier" is broken (mentioned again in Tdar 105)
    • Brett Elston "Green Day- I was there"
    • Tyler Wilde "California Uber Alles by Dead Kennedys, Mikel Reparaz Wikparez saying it was "We've have a bigger problem now"
    • Chris Antista "Helter Skelter"
    • Mikel Reparaz "Lightsaber Cocksucking Blues by McClustky

Funny Stories and Quotes:

  • Chris Antista
    • worked at Suncoast video and somehow manage to sell a package of Direct TV. Felt like selling a car, at a 7/11.
    • "Ive seen the first two Superman movies. I don't see why he solves every problem by throwing his logo on it."
    • on Wonder Woman "The female voice of reason."
    • Like the kid in headgear asking for a date to prom. That's what its like writing articles about Gameloft.
    • I want to buy some stock so I can act like a forum poster to the board.
    • In the board room draw a big dick next to his mouth of his picture and pass it along.
    • It's like peddling Hitler testicles at a sketch comedy show.
    • Why would (Superman) need an asshole?
    • Wait a minute, the cape isn't powered by the sun?
    • I love these arguments on justifying Midway's bad idea. (MK vs. DC)
  • Brett Elston
    • quoting Mikel Reparaz on "Green Grass and High Tides" in Rock Band's Endless Setlist: "Fucking hippies!"
    • I'd rather just die.
    • Who the capital fuck wants to play Smashmouth's all star?
    • But he bled in Death of Superman
      • Henry That was pre Infinite Crisis.
      • Brett I thought you said Crisis on Infinite Earth.
      • Chris The Crisis never ends. This isn't a Time Crisis.
  • Mikel Reparaz:
    • You don't understand. The market for shitty games is huge!
    • I don't think Kaz Harai goes to the DMV and the lady says "Ridge Racer!"
    • If they are indestructible how are they cut and stitched into a garmet?

Link: Episode 7

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