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Date: August 28th, 2009

Length: 2:26:49

Hosts: Chris, Brett, Mikel, and Tyler.

Special Guest(s): None

Quote of the week: “You obviously didn’t go to the double-jump district.”

Intro: Lawnmower Man

Closing Words: Marcus Fenix "Shut up." Tyler Wilde "Why?"

Closing Song: William Shatner -

Content Covered:

Notable Facts:

  • Jason Statham impersonation by Chris Antista.
  • Reoccuring motif where Chris Antista says AJ Glasser "told me that in Japanese culture, it is very rude to interrupt someone."

Funny Stories and Quotes:

  • Gravely voices [5:45-6:10]
  • Chris Antista
    • I'm the editor of fun. If there is any, I take it out.
    • Solidarity purchase from your friends at GamesRadar.
    • Yo, see this! GamesRadar talks to a girl!
    • I slammed the Batman villains so hard. My boner somebody execute it.
    • Batting on her breasts.
      • Mikel "That's grounds for a lawsuit."
    • Singularity is an FPS mixed with Blinx the Cat. Genre mash-up!
    • My boner, someone execute it.
    • Did someone threaten to blow me? If somebody is willing to blow me, I deserve that IP adress.
  • Mikel Reparaz:
    • On Damnation development team "That was, like, the goal, they hit that goal, and they celebrated. And then they masturbated in each others salad." [20:40-20:47]
    • A hood over a mask, which is being worn over a hood.
    • [The Batman 1966 TV show] was Space Ghost Coast to Coast in reverse.
    • I will teach you how to parkour. Check out my beret.
    • Prince of Persia is an advancement in the Blinx the Cat genre.
    • Emo Jazz Musician segment [1:36:56-1:38:40]
    • Mikel Reparaz blues voice:
      • "I learned to play the blues while playing Space Invaders."
      • "My name is Pussy Urethra Jones. My name is Gumfoot Aeris."
      • "I hope to publish a collection of my poetry from high school algebra."
      • Chris Antista: "This one time the 'lectricity went out and I thought it was the work of the devil."
  • Your Favorite Enemies - "Cup of Sorrow" [1:20:48]
  • Brett Elston
    • Cement is not magnetic.
    • Blinx the Cat is a genre.
    • When I was at Toys "R" Us, it was Legacy of Kain: Soul Reaver, not Soul Reaver. I put games by name in alphabetical order.
    • The beam that comes out of cyclops eyes is not a laser. It's a compressive force.
      • Chris "Your Wikimotherfuckingparaz."
    • My friend KREATIVEassassin was late to Mummy Returns while listening to Kano.
      • Chris "I'm still late to this day."
  • Tyler Wilde
    • Meta Erotic. Pictures of people watching porn.
    • I'm just brooding upon a star.

Anti Question of the Week 49.5?

  • Which band do you hate because of Rock Band/Guitar Hero? Wolfmother is the general concensus.

Question of the Week 50: What series have you beat every game in?

  • Chris Antista: Beat all the main Mario games in North America. Star Tropics. All Tony Hawks, except Proving Ground.
  • Brett Elston: Beat all the Metroids.
  • Mikel Reparaz: All Grand Theft Autos, except 2; all Castlevanias, except the first one; all four of the Metal Gear Solids.
  • Tyler Wilde: The main Street Fighter games except 4.

Link: Episode 66

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