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Date: August 14th, 2009

Length: 2:24:48

Hosts: Chris, Brett, Charlie, and Henry.

Special Guest(s): None

Quote of the week: "Call of Booty: Modern Whorefare needs to exist!"

Intro: War Games

Closing Words: Chris Antista "Don't forget about us."

Closing Song: Simple Minds - Don't You (Forget About Me)

Content Covered:

  • Top 7 Sexy text adventures
  • Metroid Prime Trilogy
  • Comic book quiz between Brett Elston and Henry Gilbert.
  • Videogame songs used in other videogames.
  • N64 promo vids with Jon Lovitz.
  • John Hughes' death.

Funny Stories and Quotes:

  • Chris Antista
    • Didn't play a lot of Mario Kart 64, until he met "the dumbest blonde girl [he] ever fucked."
    • "Guitar Hero Aerosmith graphics looked like the inside of the PS2's asshole."
    • (Top 7 Sexy text adventures) You really have to use your imagination for this one.
    • Henry got mad at me for playing Batman because Batman was supposed to be dead.
    • Henry you are a comicbook Nazi.
    • Look wife, arm.
    • They had to conserve internet back in 1942.
    • Game deals. Do not buy anything this week. Save your money.
    • 2 games I didn't want for the price of one? I'll take it.
    • I had to delete the Wall-E trailer to make room for the Xplosion Man demo.
      • Brett "It should be easy to let go."
      • Chris "You think that."
    • Let's fuck fight.
    • "ARE YOU READY READY! (For some football.)" [28:10]
  • Henry Gilbert
    • "Batman didn't die. You're fucking wrong!"
  • Bonsoir
    • "I'm gonna turn your face into a bucket pussy!" [2:14:55]
  • Brett Elston
    • I don't like we don't get points because you are wrong.
    • (Nintendo) We now have Jon Lovitz, they must really love High School High.
    • Nintendo is the most distant company.
    • Last 2 years on N64 was a fucking descent. Same with Gamecube and it's gonna happen with the Wii.
    • I don't want to put a cock and balls in this videogame because they'll fire me.

Question of the Week 48: What is your favorite N64 games? (No Mario 64 of Ocarina of Time.)

  • Brett Elston: Blast Corps, Shadowman, Banjo-Kazooie.
  • Henry Gilbert: Goldeneye, Perfect Dark, WCW, WWF No Mercy, Paper Mario.
  • Chris Antista: Smash Bros, Mario Kart 64.
  • Charlie Barratt: No N64 memories.

Link: Episode 64

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