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Date: July 31st, 2009

Length: 2:05:05

Hosts: Chris, Brett, Mikel, and Charlie.

Special Guest(s): Dan Amrich.

Quote of the week: “I think that elf has two dicks."

Intro: 30 Rock.

Closing Words: Chris: "And I gotta take a dump!"

Closing Song: The State - You'll Always Give Me A Boner

Content Covered:

  • Top 7 Games of 2008 we can't stop playing
  • Zandor Sega CD audio segment.
  • 15 worst-reviewed games of the past 15 years.
  • Epic Mickey
  • Splinter Cell: Conviction moved to 2010.
  • Sega CD Vay (prounounced Vy) audio played.

Notable Facts:

  • This marks pre Alf Pacino's first appearance on TalkRadar. [1:11:09]
  • Henry Gilbert defeated Chris Antista in achievement points.
  • Ted Didlio visted the GamesRadar offices around this time.
  • The State was played during the 1st break about tying shoes.
  • Tyler Wilde buys lots of URLs.
  • Brett Elston bought Pokemon Champions had a Pokemon website in the height of his Pokemon nerdiness.

Funny Stories and Quotes:

  • Chris Antista:
    • Least favorite masturbation story [37:18 - 39:30]
    • "Henry Gilbert, Senior Editor of elf cock."
    • Brett Elston is a cynical shithead.
    • It was on the phone it was different.
    • I masturbate in a very dignified way.
    • I got hard Elston
      • Brett "What?"
      • Chris "I got hard."
    • I had this chair in my room I used solely to wank in.
    • S.S. Flagship. It's not my problem people can't hear L's.
    • (To Henry) You do that to me again, and I will beat the shit out of you -- in achievements, parentheses.
    • I could play Gears of War 2 for 50 achievement points or NBA Homecourt for 20 seconds.
  • Brett Elston
    • "I saw Iron Man 2. If you think it's better, it's not."
    • April to July is not five or six months, Charlie.
    • We've all jerked off in front of our grandfathers.
    • Wii didn't change a thing.
    • I'm smelling BBQ. Are we having strokes?
    • [Comcast is] the worse company I have ever dealt with.
    • I'm former owner of Pokemon Champions, just so you know.
    • I was going to start a Pokemon blog.
    • Big Nick Digger can't do anything about that.
    • I like the fact that Assassin's Creed II had a Black Edition, and then they made a White Edition.
      • Chris "Coming to a water fountain near you."
  • Charlie Barratt
    • Did you know Brett likes the song "Mambo Number 5"?
  • Mikel Reparaz
    • Michael Ian Black is referred as failed shows on Comedy Central.
    • She convinced herself that that must be what it is, because the alternative was too terrifying.
  • Dan Amrich
    • She's pregnant?
    • Chris "Not when I'm pulling out."

Question of the Week 46: Top 5 Games of all time?

  • Brett Elston: The Legend of Zelda, Mega Man II, Final Fantasy IV, Mario 64, and Mass Effect.
  • Chris Antista: Mario 64, Mario 2, Mega Man II, CounterStrike, toss-up between Portal and Dr. Mario.
  • Charlie Barratt: Gabriel Knight: Sins of the Fathers, Bioshock, Chrono Trigger, Final Fantasy VI, Aladdin (for the Genesis).
  • Mikel Reparaz: Contra III, Smash TV, Super Street Fighter II and Street Fighter II, GTA IV, and Tetris.
  • Dan Amrich: Interstate 76, Robotron, Tempest, Portal, Magical Drop.

Link: Episode 62

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