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Date: June 19th, 2009

Length: 2:50:58

Hosts: Chris, Brett, Mikel, and Shane.

Special Guest(s): Matthew Keast, Brad Shoemaker (of Giant Bomb) Mystery Science Theatre

Quote of the week: "But does UFC have a wife arm?"

Intro: MST3K promotional video they did for a Playstation magazine

Closing Words: Chris Antista "Don't get your boot stuck in a brontosaurus vagina."

Closing Song: Mystery Science Theatre 3000 Ending theme

Content Covered:

Notable Facts:

  • Mikel Reparaz almost shoulder-checked Nolan Bushnell.
  • Custer's Revenge audio was played.
  • Mikel Reparaz mentioned he created a proton pack for Halloween out of Radio Shack parts and wood. Tease to more info in a later cast of being mistaken for a repairman

Funny Stories and Quotess:

  • Chris Antista
    • "More sperm on my fingernails than copies of Bionic Commando sold in North America."
    • "Man, you stepped over my hymen."
    • That's a lot of happy accidents.
    • Lengendary the Box: Man fuck that game.
    • I'm sure Antz and Bugs Life came from different meetings.
    • This podcast is all about me.
    • Mikel is not allowed to review games for us anymore.
    • "DAYUM!" [1:59:37]
    • "Elston's dad created the Bang Bus." [2:44:22-24]
    • Everyone has a soft spot for Ku Klux Slider.
    • Yo list of first party exclusives is so thin, AIDS victims in Africa send you money.
    • Yo friends lists is so cluttered, Indiana Jizzones hid the Ark of the Covenant in it.
    • Yo online infastructure is so bad it tried to steal a free download.
    • There is so much free space on the Iron Man Blu-Ray they built a casino on it.
    • Your Six Axis is so useless I traded it in for a VCR at Gamestop.
    • Your fanboys are so annoying Carrottop pays to see them.
    • "Really sounds like you're jerking off a walrus."
    • Is that what videogame designers do in their off time? Build robotic sex toys?
    • I got into Iron Maiden because it was hilarious. A guy could sing like that while someone is playing a quadruple bass pedal?
    • If you want to know why you don't want a movie strike X-Men Wolverine Origins.
  • Brett Elston
  • Nolan Bushnell, I blame him for killing Billy Bob from Show Biz Pizza.
  • 70 is a D.
  • It's like stirring macaroni with your dick.
  • It's a big internet guys.
  • I remember writing Animal Crossing notes in philosophy class.
  • I outnerded all the Squenix nerds and I got a Final Fantasy XI poster?
  • I'm a fucking dork.
  • You want to be the cool kid with the treehouse which I had by the way.
  • Mikel Reparaz
    • (Custer's Revenge) I have a million boners now.
    • Shouldn't he be shoving coke in his nose and not in his mouth?
    • Me as a 12 year old with a beard.
    • Should I feed the family or rape the puppy?
    • If I rape the puppy people will fear me.
    • Shouldn't it be Farrout Flee to be racist?
    • Rather than taking offence
      • Chris "BIAS!"
  • Shane Patterson
    • I pick the console with the most sales to date the PS3.
    • Yo Chris, bitch.
    • Your D-Pad is so mushy, Quaker Oats tried to steal the formula.
    • Joke is old like your momma.
    • Yo disk drive is so loud it can drown out the noise of an audience of a Tyler Perry movie.
    • Watch any Ubisoft game, Wait winter 2 months after. It will drop $20.
    • Don't buy games with the words Hero or Guitar.
    • Your online is so homophobic it thought Brother in Arms Hell's Highway was a game about fisting.
    • Microsoft's department that buys exclusives is so broke it eats cereal with a fork to save milk.
      • Chris "DAYUM!"

Question of the Week 40? What's the nerdiest you've been over a game?

  • Brett Elston:
    • Exchanging Animal Crossing notes in Philosophy class with a guy twice the size of him.
    • Winning a Square Enix poster for knowing a question about Final Fantasy X.
  • Chris Antista: Went online in a public library to find out the secrets to Bust-a-Groove.
  • Shane Patterson: Every story invovling Metal Gear Solid 2, 3, and 4, his girlfriend says "I gotta go."
  • Mikel Reparaz: Has arguments because he knows the histories, personalities, and motivations of the people in Mortal Kombat.
    • Compares it to "a high level of functioning autism."

Link: Episode 56

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