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Date: April 24th, 2009
Length: 2:04:09
Hosts: Chris, Brett, Mikel, Charlie, and Shane.
Special Guest(s): None
Quote of the week: “When do we get the .fart URL?”
Intro: Hudson Hawk
Closing Words: Brett Elston "That's a dick."
Closing Song: Pogo - Alhomora
Content Covered:
- Top 7 Greenest games
- Jack Thompson is disbarred from practicing law.
- Game Boy turns 20.
- Capcom teaser site appears, teasing possible Marvel vs Capcom 2 remake.
- How BioShock 2 will be better than the first.
Notable Facts:
- "Clownpenis.fart" first appeared. [1:44:40-42]
- Okami mentioned in Top 7 and foreshadowed Okami being mentioned for August.
- Charlie Barratt said he got an e-mail from Jane Jensen, the creator of Gabriel Knight.
- L4D Randy Savage and Pee Wee Herman mod audio played.
- Brett Elston said "Bioshock 2 is a game that won't be out in eight months." [1:10:54-56] His prediction was correct.
- Rock Band Lego announced. Brett Elston heartbroken. "Harmonix is not the same."
Funny Stories and Quotes:
- Shane Patterson:
- "[Super Mario Sunshine] is a game based on community service."
- Chris Antista:
- "[Super Mario Sunshine] is the most realistic Mario game, in that, you're treated like an actual Italian."
- "Chinatown Wars bit the bigfoot's balls at the marketplace."
- I'm tired of riding that Doot. Let me ride that UbiPop
- Samuel Jackson impersonation at [1:42:57-58].
- (Awesome Possum) You're saving the planet, and all you're doing is punching animals.
- Mikel Reparaz:
- "The wolf looks like he's being roughly sodomized."
- In regards to Family Video: "They make all the incest videos." [1:44:40-42]
- "Like a daughter, I can lust after like Dan Amrich's World of Warcraft avatar."
- How can you hate a game that is so self consciously stupid? (Awesome Possum)
- Like that fucking llama knew the answer.
- Brett you know that they are already up to Bioshock 6 in Japan. All the big daddies are Mega Man bosses.
- Microsoft owes you a Blu-ray? It doesn't work that way. He doesn't know how obsolence works.
- He can't waste money and time by submitting hardcore gay pornography along with court filing and making a judge look at them.
- Brett Elston
- It's stupid and fun and that's all the Wii can do. (ExciteBike Sprint Racing)
- [Jack Thompson] has a giant masterplan where it is farting in public.
- Dan Amrich's game crush is his WoW avatar? That's creepy.
- Charlie Barratt
- Bioshock 2 is a sequel to Bioshock.
- Brett "WE ALREADY KNEW THAT!"
- Bioshock 2 is a sequel to Bioshock.
Question of the Week 32: What is a puzzle you didn't get?
- Brett Elston: Mega Man 2. Using the menu for extra weapons. Learned, after controller fell, and luckily went into a weapon menu.
- Charlie Barratt: The point and click adventure games.
- Shane Patterson: Final Fantasy VII. The Cosmo Canyon. Didn't know about using health potions on him.
- Chris Antista: Metal Gear Solid 2. Yelled at people, couldn't play for 24 hours. "There's a ledge!"
- Mikel Reparaz: Karateka, Jordan Mechner's first game. (He was the creator of Prince of Persia.)
Link: Episode 48