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Date: April 10th, 2009

Length: 2:21:37

Hosts: Chris, Brett, Mikel, Tyler, and Paul.

Special Guest(s): None

Quote of the week: "I watched this dog, for two minutes, take a dump on its own balls."

Intro: Electric Dreams

Closing Words: Paul Ryan: "That's it?"

Closing Song: Philip Oakey & Giorgio Moroder - Together In Electric Dreams

Content Covered:

Notable Facts:

  • First appearance of Paul Ryan.
  • Second presence of the Black Baron impersonation.
  • Charles Hamilton's November 10 was played during first break. (About his birthday and nothing about the release date of Modern Warfare 2.)
  • Two video angles of Chris Antista playing Major Minor's Majestic March.
  • Mikel Reparaz was a copy editor (Wikiparazing) for a newspaper for five years.
  • Brett Elston did broadcast journalism and was a producer.
  • This episode was (partially) recorded on video for "The Making of Talkradar."
  • The Von Bondies' "C'mon C'mon" at the end of the second Break

Funny Stories and Quotes

  • Chris Antista:
    • "I call it a fun condom. It's what you stick in your Genesis between good games."
    • "The highlight was the related video that Brett and I giggled like a fuck—like fuckbabies to."
    • "Had pubes up to my nostrils."
    • For 2 minutes I watched a dog take a dump on its own balls, whie I remembered a arcade be bulldozed years ago. They were so bright pink they were ruined by its runny shit.
    • Kris Kross and all the 90's pastel colors shitted out was the case of Slam City.
    • Paul Ryan, he can dead pan anything.
    • Sewer Shark, a visual colonscopy.
    • Phantasmgorica, greatest rape scene in a game.
    • Your gamers, the world doesn't take you as seriously as you do.
    • Chris Watters reviewed Box Office Bust
      • Mikel "Poor bastard."
    • I would go fuck a lake - Wrong. (in the persona of the people who wrote the script for Box Office Bust)
    • Get in Dat Azz. [1:10:11-13]
    • Push it up Dat Azz [1:11:29-31]
  • Brett Elston:
    • "Buckle yo goddamn safety belt!" [26:27-29]
    • "That's Harry Potter?! Where the fuck am I?"
    • The dichtomey of arcades. Bringing people together and tearing them apart.
    • "WHOA WHOA What the fuck, asshole!?"
    • I decided to get a girlfriend but Final Fantasty III changed that.
    • If you're listening and not posting I will fucking kill you.
    • Even though we are in space, we managed to keep our accents for thousands of years.
    • Screaming fit. [1:21:34-1:22:20]
  • Mikel Reparaz
    • (Paul Ryan) On behalf of all Aryan Superman everywhere.
    • (Mad World) That kid is playing videogames. Drug reference.
    • I was a copy editor for 5 years in actual journalism and journalism in this industry is a fucking myth. There is no investigative journalism.
    • As a husband I have to watch my wife play videogames and hit the Y button for her.

Question of the Week 30: Most memorable arcade experience?

  • Brett Elston:
    • Street Fighter II. Douchebag Guile beat him. Turned around and bumped into a crowd of people waiting
    • Brett and friends decimating a small child with 10 hit combos in Tekken and then rightfully screaming at him "YEAH THAT'S RIGHT YOU, STUPID ASSHOLE."
  • Mikel Reparaz:
    • At Chucky Cheese. Eight or nine years old. A dude strung out on meth around his 20's: "What the fuck? I'm not playing doubles! I only finished the game with 25 credits?!"
    • Also, beating a younger kid in Mortal Kombat, then an older, protective kid beats him at Mortal Kombat.
  • Tyler Nagata: Kaimuki Cue in Honolulu, Hawaii. Saw a woman slap a guy, and the guy hit her back.
    • Chris Antista's response: "Unacceptable. You don't hit men."
  • Paul Ryan: Played Street Fighter, ass was getting kicked, but the machine froze.
  • Chris Antista: Dog shitting on own balls, while watching an arcade, mini golf course, and go kart place he held dear to his heart being destroyed.

Link: Episode 46

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