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Date: March 27th, 2009

Length: 1:57:52

Hosts: Brett and Mikel.

Special Guest(s): Dan Amrich and Scott Butterworth

Quote of the week: “Releasing an RTS on the PC is like going to the beach and bringing your own sand.”

Intro: Morpheus from the first Matrix

Closing Words: "I love you guys."

Closing Song: Hulk Hogan's theme - "I Am A Real American"

Content Covered:

Notable Facts:

  • Podcast once marked the record of the word "rape" being said the most in a single episode: 13 times, but this was surpassed in Episode 154.
    • Mikel Raparaz held the record for the word rape in a single episode: 8 times.
    • Dan Amrich said rape 3 times, and Scott Butterworth said rape 2 times.
  • 1st time Chris Antista wasn't on the podcast.
  • Palletteswap Ninja's "Halo (All I Play-Oh)" first played during 2nd break.
  • Brett Elston reveals he is a KMFDM fan and did nothing significantly harmful at his high school.
  • Dan Amrich said the first videogame ever made was Willy Higinbottom's "Tennis for Two".

Funny Stories and Quotes:

  • Mikel Reparaz
    • "Apparently math gives me a boner."
    • They are teaching our kids to rape!."
    • This podcast rewards the host points for saying rape! Give me points.
    • Local dumbfuck kid Billy is on the news.
    • Journalism and videogames do not mix, and when they do they are videogame journalists.
    • He read Richard McBeef and decided to do it.
    • Suicide Stink Finger Konga.
    • "I'm trying to masturbate to lazytown here."
    • Killzone 2 bullshit.
    • I can't believe I used the word Renaissance to describe WWE.
    • Read something and talk about it to sound more interesting.
  • Brett Elston
    • On the Hot Coffee mod: "Square boobs!"
    • Columbine 4/20/99 I know that for many reasons. That day was a Tuesday and KMFDM Audios came out. I was so into my calendar I forgot my own point.
    • 3 points make a triangle. I can't emphasize that enough Mikel.
    • It's a well known fact that a newly announced game can be immediately reviewed by starting at a perfect 10, and subtracting the number of exclamation marks in the press release to get the actual score.
    • It's amazing that the N64 launch game ended up being its best game not counting the Jaguar.
  • Dan Amrich
    • I'm a bargain bin game!
    • I'm looking up fap OH MY GOD!

Question of the Week 28: What is a game you obessed a lot about before the its release?

  • Brett Elston: Mega Man II
  • Dan Amrich: Pitfall Atari 2600, and Popeye. Felt guilty about Popeye.
  • Mikel Reparaz: The Goonies and Ghostbusters
  • Scott Butterworth: Super Mario 64

Link: Episode 44

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