Date: March 20th, 2009
Special Guest(s): None
Quote of the week: "Tom, I'm here reporting live, overlooking all the pedophiles in cyberspace."
Intro: Stormbreaker, which is a movie, apparently
Closing Words: Tourette's Guy "Bitch, I love you."
Closing Song: Cracker: "Happy Birthday to Me"
- Top 7 Games you either love or hate
- Grand Theft Auto: Chinatown Wars
- Worst celebrity voiceovers
- House of the Dead: Overkill breaks profanity in games record
- MegaRace audio
- Chris Antista: "The host looks like if Colin Mochrie had leukemia."
- Animal Crossing Pedophile News Clip
- Tyler Wilde "Messages in bottles, harmless, or pedophile based?"
- Chinatown Wars is the first game Chris Antista gave a 10 to.
- It was Chris Antista's birthday this week, also Lizzie Cuevas.
- Chris Antista "Lizzie turns 17 in 72 hours. Almost of age." [1:23:05]
- Tyler Wilde bought his fiance wedding rings, that cost a lot of money, and Chris Antista asked why he didn't buy him Resident Evil 5 for his birthday.
- Shirley-Phelps Roper interview was teased, but audio finally used in episode 68.
- Tyler Wilde actually mentioned Bolo in episode 43, and Chris Antista stopped him, only for it to be used exactly one podcast year later in episode 93.
- Car was broken into, and the PSP wasn't stolen, but the stereo system was ruined.
Funny Quotes and Stories:
- Chris Antista (towards Charlie Barratt)
- To Charlie Barratt, who is over the phone, "Stephen Hawking sounds better than you, and he types with his dick."
- You can't open a fold out chair.
- Does Microsoft not understand you're just a faceless guy in a green suit and if you're a button too late you're in a blue suit or pink suit?
- Dylan Baker that guy who played a pedophile in Happiness.
- Dislikes toys that say "You're my best friend."
- Football players like football games. NASCAR drivers like NASCAR games, or they have sponsorships.
- Mikel and Brett are dead. They committed suicide homosexually.
- I am a master of?
- Shane "Farting?"
- Charlie "Sound effects?"
- Tyler Wilde "Pedophilia?"
- No, you're all wrong Mad Magazine
- Tyler Wilde
- "So much Wrestlemania, I can cast a headlock spell."
- I like this game a got a lot of 5 year old ass.
- (Reading a quote from the Top 7) "Halo sucks big time; all it is are [sic] fake people with guns with airplanes."
- Charlie Barratt
- "Webkinz is a game kids like to play and also have sex in."
- "I've got all this Wrestlemania."
- Shane Patterson
- PS3 all you guys can eat butt.
- Goory I saw you try to exercise for 10 minutes failingly and now you are fighting for your soul? I don't understand.
- The DS lets you molest kids in malls.
- Chris Antista will come to your house and fart in your face.
Question of the Week 27: What is the first game that came bundled with your PC?
- Tyler Wilde: Zork DVD game
- Shane Patterson: Ski Free
- Chris Antista: Q-Basic, Snake, only got a PC due to credit card incentives his mom had.
- Charlie Barratt: Lemmings, You Don't Know Jack, and Mahjong.
Link: Episode 43