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Date: March 13th, 2009

Length: 2:17:50

Hosts: Chris, Brett, Mikel, Tyler, and Shane.

Special Guest(s): None

Quote of the week: “Boing! Docomodake DS: It’ll put peepee in your coke!”

Intro: Big Bang Theory.

Closing Words: Plumbrick poet laurate "Her nipples, like pig dicks in a CYCLONE!"

Closing Song: Alan Silvestri - Robot Romp (Flight Of The Navigator)

Content Covered:

  • Top 7 Naked Flesh you didn't want to see
  • David Hasslehoff interview
  • Resident Evil 5
  • More in-depth commentary of the penis and pube shading in Grand Theft Auto: The Lost and The Damned.
    • Chris Antista: "A cock like a finger puppet."
    • Mikel Raparaz: "Stretches as it recedes into the pubic hair."
    • Tyler Wilde: "John Carmack spent the last 10 years pube shading."
    • Mikel Raparaz: "The PS4 will employ 4,000 pube shaders at once."
  • MadWorld

Notable Facts:

  • Black Baron audio played for the first time.

Funny Stories and Quotes:

  • Chris Antista
    • Brett Elston and Chris Antista talk about near-stepping or stepping on vomit and/or poop.
    • On Outlaw Sprint Car Racing, in a southern voice: "Do you have any games where I can wear orange?"
    • "If you're an orphan, take that shit to GiantBomb."
    • Chris Antista's 2nd day in San Francisco almost stepped in a man turd, can tell by the diameter of a human rectum.
    • A real bite to the boner.
    • It's like that but playing with your dick.
    • People identify with Linkin Park In The End because its the cloest they come to feeling.
    • I don't miss those building at all.
    • Maybe I could be funny if I could use my dick as a punchline.
    • I want to make fun of games. Not make them.
    • Shadowrun has become Beyond Beyond Thunderdome. There is no admins.
    • If you can't send your address, the person who changes your bedpan should not update your itunes.
  • Brett Elston
    • Brett Elston coming frequently.
    • In Bioshock we had little sisters so in Bioshock 2 why not have big sisters?
  • Mikel Reparaz
    • Meowth sounds like Edith Bunker.
    • You can't create a game set in Africa where you play a white protagonist and shoot black people without having some controversy.
  • Tyler Wilde
    • Read the Trivia Pursuit cards and memorized the answers so when he played with the family they would think of him as a super child.
    • I can only deal with you when I'm high you bitch.
    • I put Slipknot on my speedrun to make it better.
    • Go make a speedrun to P.O.D. and you will feel better.
    • They've licensed pube shading from id.
    • No one in the world is playing Stranglehold.
    • Octopus Prime.
  • Shane Patterson
    • Raiden looks like a white bar of soap.

Question of the Week 26: Most touching moment in a videogame?

  • Brett Elston: Cried at the end of Mega Man 2 and Godzilla ending for NES mainly due to sad music. Final Fantasy 4. Also Bioshock 1, Mikel Reparaz also thought it was a touching ending.
  • Mikel Reparaz: ActRaiser 2 when people pray to you for help. Also, Oddworld Strangers Wrath.
  • Chris Antista: Lost and the Damned. Considering what you do, and waiting for rich people all day.
  • Tyler Wilde: Ico and Portal
  • Shane Patterson: Okami. (Only one at GamesRadar that beaten Okami.) Also, Metal Gear Solid 4 beating up old man that is already going to die.
    • "It's like if Clint Eastwood was in Passion of the Christ."

Link: Episode 42

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