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Date: January 23rd, 2009

Length: 2:13:26

Hosts: Chris, Brett, Mikel, and Charlie.

Special Guest(s): None

Intro: King of the Hill

Quote of the week: "Aerith's death doesn't have anywhere near the same level of emotional impact now. Oh look, a chick made out of triangles got stabbed... by another chick made out of triangles."

Closing Words: "My mother died giving blowjobs on the internet."

Closing Song: The Replacements - Can't Hardly Wait

Content Covered:

Funny Stories and Quotes:

  • Chris Antista
    • "Please don't break my hymen with that crystal."
    • Like when I told Eric I played Naruto when I reviewed it, I didn't.
    • Sex creates babies.
      • Mikel "That's a bit of a stretch."
    • I hate the PS3, I wear panties, and I accepted cash from Microsoft.
    • "I'll give you instructions on how to make a prism vagina."
    • "I want a porn game that legitmately works my boner."
    • A man with no teeth screaming at a trash can from 50 feet away. (Joe Montana's Sports Talk Football)
    • On the Genesis' speech capabilities: "When someone talks on the Genesis it sounds like a man with no teeth screaming in a trashcan from 50 feet away."
    • As the Sea Captain from The Simpsons: "Arr! You just pulled a Christ Air!"
    • Final Fantasy IV It's going back in time and writing about games that we read about.
    • Final Fantasy VII The star from the Dire Straits got killed.
    • "And their ovens?
    • If you want me to recognize you please be a different character.
    • Kids figure out to send your address. If you send an address First Name: Last Name: you will be banned.
    • If you cowered in fear in front of a Nintendo Zapper you don't deserve to live.
  • Brett Elston
    • "You can own a bat or a vampire wolf."
    • Writing to teenagers when I was a teenager reading it.
    • I have a huge raging erection for the future.
    • What's wrong with the Dutch?
    • Professor Murder? Watch yuor Mr. Show kids.
    • I hade Cinemax and HBO, so I didn't need Leisure Suit Larry.
    • How can I be a pedophile? That's a ridculous assumption to make when I was working at Toys R Us.
    • Playing Pong in 3p.
    • Was a Pokemon Gym Leader at his Toys R Us. Got a shirt for it.
      • Leagues every Saturday, but sucked ass because parents lied and tried to get his friend fired.
        • A parent defending douche kid voiced by Antista: "This Charmander totally kicked his ass!"
  • Mikel Reparaz
    • "Metroid Zero: Camelfoot Edition."
    • In this version she has a beard but she's still a woman.
    • Fuck off, can't talk right now. Holy Shit!
    • A Dutch Uncle?
    • Donald Duck and Ass Magic Land.
    • I was a sideshow attraction.
    • Great another corpse to fuck to death.

Question of the Week 19: Biggest lie you told about games and achievements?

  • Brett Elston: Lied about having a black and dark blue zapper for NES. If any kid brought an orange zapper, he threw it out.
    • Chris Antista: "If anyone believed the zapper was a gun, they should be dead."
  • Mikel Reparaz: Rehashed the stories of Super Mario Brothers 8 in Japanand Castlevania 5 in 1987. Also lied about Leisure Suit Larry to play it.
  • Charlie Barratt: Mainly lied to his parents to play games.

Link: Episode 35

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