Episode 33

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Date: January 9th, 2009

Length: 2:53:30

Hosts: Chris, Brett, and Mikel.

Special Guest(s): Michael Grimm

Quote of the week: “Do you literally have no imagination at all? Then the Wii Remote’s knife, gun and tennis racket attachments are for you.”

Intro: The Sarah Silverman Program

Closing Words: Mikel Reparaz: "Manhog."

Closing Song: DJ Kioke mix of 16 bit Genocide

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Content Covered:

• Top 7 Drunks in Gaming
• Electronic Gaming Monthly closes
• Retro Game Challenge
• Things gamers don't actually care about
• Wii Sports is the best-selling game of all time
• Sonic rant by Jpeg and revealed that Sonic Unleashed had long werewolf stretchy arms 1 year before it was released.

Notable Facts:

• Due to the closing of 1Up and EGM, Chris Antista got really drunk off of Bud Light.
• All of the hosts are victim to 8-bit advertising.
• Brett Elston accurate recalls what games he got on SNES for Christmas in 1992.
• Morning Radio DJ voice used.
  • [1:11:25-1:13:30] $5 footlongs
  • [1:17:30-1:17:50] Jameson Wiskey
  • [2:05:10-2:05:40] 30 GB Creative Zen Digital Media Player
  • [2:11:29-2:11:40] GameTech and other promoting other products
  • [2:13:05-2:13:20] More DJ radio voice
• Brett Elston's cat's name is Tetra.
• Chris Antista posted the first 4 numbers of Paul Ryan's cellphone: 5107.
• Chris Antista's Street Fighter rap, "Ballistic: Ken vs Ryu" aired [0:36:00].
• Chris Antista's roomate/friend that works for Nielsen discovers that old people want the Wii to have one cord, and you put in on a cart to wheel around

Funny Stories and Quotes:

• Chris Antista
  • On the Top 7: "The Top 7 is our anal flair."
  • My action figures, they crammed in a box, stomped on it, and dropped a Wily Coyote boulder on it.
  • Yes I want Blues Brothers, that shit's gonna be bad!
  • I'm pinching the tip of my dick.
  • I will never forgive William Randolph Hearst. Have fun liking that rosebud shithead.
  • Our tent boner feature of the week.
  • On Vlad being the first person you're required to kill in Grand Theft Auto IV: "Vlad is the final boss of pacifism."
  • On Digg users complaining on the page-count of Top 7's: "Man, you're really going to hate books."
  • Said Paul Ryan is the cutest editor at GamesRadar.
  • Mike and Brett did a 3 Stooges in the vagina and got stuck in the middle.
  • Jesus Christ shut up.
  • If I got a 35 on a test I don't want to be associated with a person who got 3. I want to be in a higher dumber score.
  • My parents for years had a blanket policy that they didn't want me to play games and that worked out perfectly.
  • In Radio DJ voice: "TalkRadar is brought to you by alcoholism!"
  • You win at being poor.
  • Whatever bitch suck my rock salt.
  • Brett does sit funny with a Capcom dick in his ass. (This statement was confirmed in the summer of 2011 when Brett joined Capcom.)
  • It's like Ray Bradbury doing the Super Mario Party novelization.
  • I bought a Halo map pack.
    • Brett "NERD!"
  • On the smoothness of Jameson Whiskey: "Oh God, it feels like an angel just sat on my face."
  • Talked to some girl in Spanish class. Flirted a lot. Got the girl to sleep in his bed. Made the move. She asked: "What are you doing?" Chris: "You didn't want a piece of this? This? My pants are off, you're in my bed."
    • "I'm not rapist. I had to settle with making out for 3 minutes, and slept with a gigantic erection."
• Mikel Reparaz
  • "I fucking hate TalkRadar."
  • Can you hook up a unicorn to a PC?
  • "I will rape you." [1:36:57]
  • "That's what it fucking says!" [2:27:48]
  • "UGO. They will know who fucked 1Up in the ass." [2:48:32]
  • I thought the purpose of the donkey punch was a punch in the back of the head.
  • A fuckaround.
• Brett Elston
  • Ritalin Story
  • Cottage cheese flying out the ass.
  • Blast Corps, serious business.
  • Nothing dates you old like I have all the Transformers and GI Joes.
  • Can we not make a saturated 90's reference?
  • Digg Users "It's like all they want is a 2 page magazine.
• Michael Grimm
  • Honda Si gets 34 miles per gallon.
  • What about Casablanca HD Remix?

Question of the Week: What's the sickest you've been and still played games?

• Chris Antista: Mega Man Legends. Borrowed Adderall. Played 16 hours for 2 days, sweating profusely and not wearing any clothes, on a futon. "rivershorts."
• Brett Elston: PowerPad and Chrono Trigger.
• Michael Grimm: Gran Turismo 2.
• Mikel Reparaz: Fallout 3 (shitting and vomiting the whole time).

Link: Episode 33

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