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Date: October 17th, 2008

Length: 1:36:52

Hosts: Chris, Brett, and Mikel.

Special Guest(s): None

Quote of the week: “I love my racing games. I’m something of a racist.”

Intro: Doug

Closing Words: Brett Elston "Don't be boring."

Closing Song: The Servant - Cells

Content Covered:

Notable Facts:

  • Brett Elston mentions Toys 'R' Us twice in this podcast.
  • Most of Brett Bot sound effects comes from this episode
  • Date master skills Wipeout November 95 then incorrects himself with 97.
    • 1st about Jordan vs. Bird soundtrack.
    • 2nd for a buy 2 get one free sale in October.
  • Darth Vader alphabet soundboard first used.
  • Chris Antista announced his running for Digital Rights Czar.
  • Lizzie Cuevas first mentioned on the podcast by Chris described as "almost presentable: [1:32:38]
  • Podcast Premier of Palate Swap Ninja's "Three Red Lights".

Funny Stories and Quotes:

  • Chris Antista
    • "My dad raped me with the same cricket paddle he beat me with. It had scared poo, because it was rushed."
    • Sonic the Hedgehog and the Windowless Van.
    • The filthiest race even the biggest bigot can get behind.
    • Yo bro me and dis girl went ass to necks.
    • Captain Holocaust
    • His mom bought him Asytanax 3 times because it was cheap and on clearance.
    • "Robot vagina comes in all sizes when manufactured by Toshiba." [1:21:40-50]
    • On Charlie Barratt: "Completely fuckable regardless of gender and sexuality." [1:33:07-12]
    • I got my technique pat down. Pull, turn, twist.
    • Lizzie's unattractive.
    • Poor nieve adult Mikel Reparaz.
  • Brett Elston:
    • "Hey shut up this is Brett."
    • Me fucking those 3 elephants in the butthole. [25:27-29]
    • "Stupid piece of shit. (On Wii for Dummies book.)
    • "Fuck that game and its stupid face." [1:04:32-34]
    • I hit you 30 times with a sword in the face, dick, and asshole and he is not dead.
  • Mikel Reparaz:
    • Was behind the internet campaign to get President Bush a PS2 with SOCOM.
    • I will fucking kill you for looking at my robot's vagina.
    • Quick! Hold that bucket to our ass.
    • "Narc, paid $20 for that game, and paid $40 too much."
    • "STFU!" [41:39]
    • Box contains morse code!

Question of the Week 7: What was the first game to give you Nintendo Thumb?

  • Brett Elston: RC Pro Am, Street Fighter II
  • Chris Antista: Cobra Triangle and RC Pro Am
  • Mikel Reparaz: TMNT and Super Mario Bros

Link: Episode 23

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