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Date: January 20, 2012
Length: 2:32:03
Hosts: Mikel, Cooper, Michael, and Chris
Special Guest(s): None
Intro: The Big Bang Theory
Closing Words: Chris: We miss you, Hudson.
Closing Song: Jackie Chan's Action Kung Fu - Ending Theme
Content Covered:
- Top 7...Amazing video game maps that do more than just show the way to go 5:50-28:00
- Sopa/How to get out of Jury Duty 54:35-1:08:40
- THQ in trouble 1:08:40-1:21:10
Notable Facts:
- As the title suggests, Henry Gilbert hates Super Mario World and Super Mario in general.
- This episode is sponsored by Turtle Beach.
- TalkRadar Final Fantasy meet up in San Fran week after.
Funny Stories and Quotes:
- Beard Jokes
- Henry really does hate Super Mario World 22:05-24:10
- WHAT? Top 7...Wife Related Plot Twists 28:00-31:10
- Blue people in Doug are black! 46:00-48:30
- Uncharted Drake's Devotion 1:21:10-1:24:00
- Chris got molested through Pico-Chat in his mid 20s 1:59:20-50
Chris Antista
- Mikel will become the Howard Hughes of Games Journalism.
- What does an Irish folklore hero do? Stay sober?
- Mikel: I don’t mean to be racist but the Irish are sensitive about that (Irish joke)
- Cooper: They are also drunks
- I can’t move my arm very much; even clenching a controller hurts a little bit but-
- Grimm: after a 3 hour masturbation session sure you are exhausted
- Yeah right after my cock looks like a chicken cutlet I can’t help but stop, it looks sunburnt... It looks like Clint Eastwoods’ lips after being stuck in the sun in the Good the Bad and the Ugly.
- I love the bible and as a devote Christian I do know the bible does state compensations for beating women and slaves. If different if you kill them though
Mikel Reparaz
- I’m hoping my beard comes back less kinky, individual hairs were just like bent in the middle-
- Cooper: Oh we thought sexy, kinky.
- (On Far Cry 2 map) It’s realistic because you are using a paper map that updates in real time.
- (Henry) So drunk he can’t even spell his own name right on twitter
- I hope we see Adventure Island: Act Zero
- Pixel Junk: Shit Cocks
Michael Grimm
- If you run water over bacon that’s food
- Eat Pray Treasure Hunt
- They were tan because they were rich, I always get the impression that Patty Mayonnaise
- Chris: Patty was a fucking hick and that’s why she was so hot! She had the white trash thing going on!
- Cooper: Big southern tits…
- Google your local congressman and look at their website and look how it looks like something from fucking 1998 because they don’t know shit about the internet.
- (After Mikel’s Jury duty story) They interviewed you and you showed up naked masturbating the entire time
- (Steam Estate) SON, YOU’RE THE ONLY ONE IN MY FAMILY WHO ISN’T A RETARD. HERE’S A COPY OF FROZEN SYNAPSE! IT’S A GAME FOR BRAINIACS!
- Cooper: I understand you have to deal with the robot uprising. BUT IF YOU GO PLAY A FEW LEVELS OF DEFENCE GRID, YOU’LL KNOW HOW TO SURVIVE IN THE WORLD!
- Chris: You’re way more Jewish in the Future
- Cooper: That’s because we are the only ones left
Hollander Cooper
- (After Marcus Fenix sounds) Oh god! Jake! Finn help Jake! He’s dying!
- (Hero Academy’s Ads) Every time you take a turn or go to the main menu it’s just like “SEXY SINGLES IN YOUR AREA, NEW SEXY SINGLES IN YOUR AREA!
- Grimm: What if I was looking for sexy singles in my area?
- Chris: You better check underneath your chair!
- Grimm: Hey whoa uh! Sexy single get out from under there! Your in my area! My Private area…
QOTW: What Game Have you been playing for the past 3-4 weeks? 1:50:00-2:17:30
- Chris: Dustforce
- Cooper: Star Wars: The Old Republic
- Michael: League of Legends; Ultimate Marvel Vs. Capcom 3; Mother 3
- Mikel: The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
