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Date: August 29th, 2008

Length: 1:23:20

Hosts: Chris, Brett, Mikel, Charlie

Special Guest(s): Scott Butterworth

Intro: Mickey Mouse playing video games (from the last Mickey Mouse short)

Quote of the week: "I hit the ‘Back’ button like it was a doorbell on Halloween.”

Closing Words: Charlie Barratt "Is it Duck Hunt or Duck Cunt?" Brett Elston "Jesus, Charlie. That is REALLY rude!"

Closing Song: Journey - Any Way You Want It

Content Covered:

  • Top 7 "That's a dude!?" game characters
    • Hosts answer 2 questions from the T-dards. Discussed mostly on the zombie apocalypse plans, and favorite song to play on Rock Band or Guitar Hero.
      • Chris Antista: Rope, duct tape and a billard ball.
      • Mikel Reparaz: M1 Carbine, .22 rimshot pistol, black machete.
      • Brett Elston: Hit them with his dick.
    • Favorite Guitar Hero or Rock Band song to play
      • Scott Butterworth- Reptilia by The Strokes. Likewise with Mikel.
      • Charlie Barratt and Brett Elston- Maps by Yeah Yeah Yeahs
      • For Guitar Hero that one Freezepop song
  • Mario Super Sluggers
  • Tales of Vesperia
  • Castle Crashers

Notable Facts:

  • Scott Butterworth broke the cunt barrier with "thundercunt" at [24:57].
  • The "Kid Fuckers Hoagie" song plays in the background at 9 minutes.
  • Chris Antista first mentioned Wikiparez when Mikel Reparaz corrected someone (sound later)
  • comments for articles is now possible

Funny Stories and Quotes:

  • Chris Antista
    • On Birdo: "I don't know how Nintendo feels about having a big pink blow-up doll gaping mouth ripe for hard cock." [16:14-16:22]
    • On people with cancer: "Fuck cancer people." [54:42-54:43]
    • "He looks like a girl. I'd fuck his brains out." (Bridget from Guilty Gear)
    • "You ejaculate on an open cabbage." [17:27]
    • "You will shit deflated scrotums."
    • Gamedad fuck him and his kid.
    • Ass child molestation.
    • If you want to call Charlie Barratt a douchebag now you can.
    • The thread is only opened to white people.
    • Charlie you have a huge taint. It's not the length, it's the width.
    • Here's a machete, if so see anyone practicing voodoo or Communism..
  • Mikel Reparaz:
    • Yelled at himself for buying the PS3 for $600: "What the fuck did I do?!" [1:15:52-1:16:05]
  • Scott Buttersworth:
    • "The Madden of racing games." on Need for Speed. [25:25-25:26]
    • "Touch strangers in tight pants. Especially if they offer you candy." [10:36-10:52]
    • As long as we live in his game house, we have to abide by his game rules.
  • Charlie Barratt:
    • On Birdo conception "Jesus brings them on the stork." [17:08-17:10]
  • Brett Elston
    • "Sodomazing."
    • Big goddamn news for all you fucks out there.
    • I had a machete tearing ass through the wilderness of Illinois as a child.

Link: Episode 16

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