Episode 154

Date: May 21, 2011

Length: 1:49:52

Hosts: Chris, Brett, Mikel and Henry

Special Guest(s):

Intro: The Mercury Theatre on the Air

Closing Words: Chris: "Tuesday, stay tuned for tragic announcement. Bye."

Closing Song: Louis Jordan - Aint Nobody Here But Us Chickens (DJ Premier remix)

Content Covered:

Notable Facts:

Podcast marks the record of the word "rape" being said the most in a single episode: 33 times.
- Chris Antista holds the record for the word rape in a single episode: 24 times.
- Mikel Reparaz said rape 5 times, and both Brett Elston and Henry Gilbert said rape 2 times.
L.A. Noire monologue by Chris and sketch by Henry

Funny Stories and Quotes:

Chris Antista

Yakov Smirnoff should do a Garfield Lasagna cat thing with Jay Leno's monologue last night and redo it.
See you Tuesday.
- Henry "Or in hell."
Giant thick biteable dong. Naked guy with a sax blown in his butt. Don't feel bad for the naked guy he was making many men feel bad with his thick fucking lusicious dong. Jesus Christ
I want Osama Bin Laded to rise out of the ocean and become the greatest supervililian that ever lived.
We are a videogame podcast and not a religion podcast.
Christians, your mythology is no different to me than Mass Effect, or Gears of War."
There is more faith to be mindful of Star Trek.
If I can stress again rape.
I could probably rape 20 locusts.
I can rape scorpions.
I was thinking more of rape.
I can rape anyone.
Name one thing I can't rape.
I can dedicate myself to science and rape a tree. I would like to see a tree cry.
You message me when I make fun of Jesus with a New Jersey accent and tell me you really offended me, this guy predicted the end of the world based on your beliefs go attack that guy.
You are listening to Wolverine on WGODD. We're hearing talking about the rapture.
WGODD bringing you the rapture live.
The Bible doesn't have a lawyer, even though you put your hand on it in court.
That makes perfect sense that guy should fly to New York with a briefcase handcuffed to his hand, give it to us, fly back and come to you nest week.
I'm not doing Norm McDonald.
- Henry "You do him all the time"
I would like to rape the Giving Tree.

Brett Elston

What? The person I robbed in the store knows who I am and that I had no facemask.
My high school shot a cannon when they scored a touchdown.
What about your girlfriend's plan?
- Chris "Rape."
Value the canon of the Duck Tales universe.
- Chris "Yes."
You can appreciate in means more to them than Mass Effect?
- Chris "No."
Why doesn't Law & Order have 5 spinoffs like CSI?
- Henry "It had 3."

Mikel Reparaz

Snooki her vagina makes cheese.
Let's go find Galileo and rip his head off.
Rape in all diections simotaneously.
Christian music in an entire subgenre.
I got it figured out, I'll die in the initial earthquake.
I don't think cock dumpster works. I'm just thinking of a dumpster with severed dicks.
Like if you had to jump into that dumpster being in an action movie, you would be safe.
This is the final episode of TalkRadar.
- Brett "We are going to live with Andrew Ryan under the sea."
I intended to be killed in the initial earthquake.

Henry Gilbert

I got to be nice for Jesus.
Elston, quit playing grab ass in the showers.
- Brett "I can't stop playing grab ass in the showers."
We need to charge our 3DS for the rapture.
What is your rapture plan?
- Chris "Rape."
Meow Meow Meow Meow
- Chris "Jesus Christ you sound like me 10 years ago."
I have a joke. They found Osama Bin Laden in a secret hiding place and also there was Lindsey Lohan's career.
- Mikel "That is a horribly Jay Leno style joke."

Question of the week: What are your post-Rapture plans?

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