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Date: May 21, 2011

Length: 1:49:52

Hosts: Chris, Brett, Mikel and Henry

Special Guest(s):

Intro: The Mercury Theatre on the Air

Closing Words: Chris: "Tuesday, stay tuned for tragic announcement. Bye."

Closing Song: Louis Jordan - Aint Nobody Here But Us Chickens (DJ Premier remix)

Content Covered:

Notable Facts:

  • Podcast marks the record of the word "rape" being said the most in a single episode: 33 times.
    • Chris Antista holds the record for the word rape in a single episode: 24 times.
    • Mikel Reparaz said rape 5 times, and both Brett Elston and Henry Gilbert said rape 2 times.
  • L.A. Noire monologue by Chris and sketch by Henry

Funny Stories and Quotes:

Chris Antista

  • Yakov Smirnoff should do a Garfield Lasagna cat thing with Jay Leno's monologue last night and redo it.
  • See you Tuesday.
    • Henry "Or in hell."
  • Giant thick biteable dong. Naked guy with a sax blown in his butt. Don't feel bad for the naked guy he was making many men feel bad with his thick fucking lusicious dong. Jesus Christ
  • I want Osama Bin Laded to rise out of the ocean and become the greatest supervililian that ever lived.
  • We are a videogame podcast and not a religion podcast.
  • Christians, your mythology is no different to me than Mass Effect, or Gears of War."
  • There is more faith to be mindful of Star Trek.
  • If I can stress again rape.
  • I could probably rape 20 locusts.
  • I can rape scorpions.
  • I was thinking more of rape.
  • I can rape anyone.
  • Name one thing I can't rape.
  • I can dedicate myself to science and rape a tree. I would like to see a tree cry.
  • You message me when I make fun of Jesus with a New Jersey accent and tell me you really offended me, this guy predicted the end of the world based on your beliefs go attack that guy.
  • You are listening to Wolverine on WGODD. We're hearing talking about the rapture.
  • WGODD bringing you the rapture live.
  • The Bible doesn't have a lawyer, even though you put your hand on it in court.
  • That makes perfect sense that guy should fly to New York with a briefcase handcuffed to his hand, give it to us, fly back and come to you nest week.
  • I'm not doing Norm McDonald.
    • Henry "You do him all the time"
  • I would like to rape the Giving Tree.

Brett Elston

  • What? The person I robbed in the store knows who I am and that I had no facemask.
  • My high school shot a cannon when they scored a touchdown.
  • What about your girlfriend's plan?
    • Chris "Rape."
  • Value the canon of the Duck Tales universe.
    • Chris "Yes."
  • You can appreciate in means more to them than Mass Effect?
    • Chris "No."
  • Why doesn't Law & Order have 5 spinoffs like CSI?
    • Henry "It had 3."

Mikel Reparaz

  • Snooki her vagina makes cheese.
  • Let's go find Galileo and rip his head off.
  • Rape in all diections simotaneously.
  • Christian music in an entire subgenre.
  • I got it figured out, I'll die in the initial earthquake.
  • I don't think cock dumpster works. I'm just thinking of a dumpster with severed dicks.
  • Like if you had to jump into that dumpster being in an action movie, you would be safe.
  • This is the final episode of TalkRadar.
    • Brett "We are going to live with Andrew Ryan under the sea."
  • I intended to be killed in the initial earthquake.

Henry Gilbert

  • I got to be nice for Jesus.
  • Elston, quit playing grab ass in the showers.
    • Brett "I can't stop playing grab ass in the showers."
  • We need to charge our 3DS for the rapture.
  • What is your rapture plan?
    • Chris "Rape."
  • Meow Meow Meow Meow
    • Chris "Jesus Christ you sound like me 10 years ago."
  • I have a joke. They found Osama Bin Laden in a secret hiding place and also there was Lindsey Lohan's career.
    • Mikel "That is a horribly Jay Leno style joke."

Question of the week: What are your post-Rapture plans?

  • Chris: Rape in every dimension of my vision
  • Brett: Finish all the games he has wanted to finish and then hit the road.
  • Mikel: Find the first band of plucky teenagers and defeat the ultimate evil
  • Henry: Crying and reading some books.

Link: TalkRadar 154

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