Date: April 15, 2011
Special Guest(s): Matt
Intro: Mortal Kombat
Closing Song: Bird Peterson - Goro's Theme
Closing Words: Brett: "It is no longer combat time."
- The Top 7...most absurd Mortal Kombat offshoots
- Evolution of Mortal Kombat: Scorpion, Sub-Zero. Shang Tsung, Reptile
- Mortal Kombat: The Animated Series STUPIDITY
- Brett's Capcom Preview Bonanza
Ass faggots was the network name of where Chris Antista used to live.
Funny Stories and Quotes:
- Chris Antista
- Johnny Cage is down but if you raise up the amulets we told you to buy maybe he can be saved.
- Michael Grimm is like 6' 11" and throwing kids in the pit.
- Frank West, we shouldn't have combined Chuck Norris and Seth Green into one character.
- Lizzie came to say bye. The Glowing Stars don't go there. It's nothing but Golden Butthole.
- I believe King Jesus.
- The rapture of the nonbelievers who didn't throw money at God which is wrong which is why I do it everyday.
- First of all its very rare that the church as been wrong about anything.
- Mind if I check you for fisting wounds?
- Imagine a priest like Jim Henson and you are Kermit the Frog.
- I'm talking about things to put your penis in. Beef curtains, meat mounds, I'll take all of that.
- Come on, we're men, we should talk about pussy. I'm not talking about baby pussy.
- I'm upset every 20 minutes at work.
- I don't think I would be find guilty if I was a rape millionaire.
- You would be amazed by the rape I've gotten away with as a thousandaire.
- Not anymore because I work at GamesRadar now I'm a dozenaire.
- I would love to have sex with Pocahantas.
- Second they always answer to what they are wrong about whether molesting boys or predicting armageddon.
- Superman shooting laser beams in Raiden's face.
- Brett "It's heat vision."
- Brett Elston
- A merger that was unfunctionality compromise where neither one was enjoyable.
- Quick morph into the host.
- (Custer's Revenge) It did not accurately portray the rape of a Native American.
- Chris "We used to get away with it all the time."
- Christianity started in America.
- "...I guess I'll just go home and punch myself in the dick until I fall asleep."
- Sorry I don't rule Outworld on false pretenses.
- Peelander Z so many mike.
- Henry Gilbert
- Kobe Bryant got fined $100,000 for saying faggot. I wonder how much he was fined for the rape.
Question of the Week: Got a favorite Mortal Kombat memory?
- Henry: Watching the MK movie with a large group of his friends.
- Chris: Connecting with his cousin over MK fatalities.
- Brett: Watching the MK movie five times in the theater; Playing as Shang Tsung, morphing into who he was fighting, and using their fatality against them.
- Matt: Playing MK II at a movie theater for the first time; Discovering MK at a Comics and Cards Shop
Link: TalkRadar 147