Episode 144

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Date: March 25, 2011

Length: 2:33:21

Hosts: Chris, Brett, Mikel, Tyler W, Henry

Special Guest(s):

Intro: Twilight Zone: The Movie

Closing Words: Everyone: "Bye!' (Henry dies in the background)

Closing Song: Donkey Kong Country Aquatic Ambiance remix

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Content Covered:

• Top 7 Worst things you can do to a gamer

Notable Facts:

• Memories of rape in that one anime, Ninja Scroll.
  

Funny Stories and Quotes:

• Chris:
  • (regarding Strangleme) ...Or if he was at Disney, he'd be 'TangleMe'. [11:20]
  • (in response to Brett's justification of the looping '#1' SFX) TURbo, prove Elston wrong; I can not believe he would do something like that. [24:16]
  • First of all, that's not my Xbox. That is work's; I stole that from there almost a year ago. Yes... mine's is broken, your's is broken...and you could pull it off the shelf and really damage a piece of work equipment. [22:58]
  • I gave it a 6. I wished I dropped that score into the oblivion.
  • (in reference to seeing a female Umbreon cosplayer at Pax East 2011) I just want to see her more. I felt so creepy... [53:25]
  • I want to ask one porn question.
  • He's basically a god if he is infalliable and can't be reproduced.
  • If you're thinking about joining the Army, I will pay for your college. My email is reparaz@future.
  • ...This is the worst Game Deals ever. [1:41:52]
  • Monkey Ball is SO. FUCKING. Mokeyball.[1:47:28]

• Brett:
  • (regarding Strangleme) If he were in Texas he would be 'WrangleMe'. [11:16]
  • (after Chris yells "TIME OUT!" to end the others' anime discussion) Are you Foghorn Leghorn all of a sudden?!? [36:18]
  • (in response to Mikel having to review a Bionicle GBA game) That's literally like someone mailing you a punch in the dick: just of the spring-loaded fist, says "Hold By Crotch"... "Well, all right...OH! Why did I do that?!" [43:57]
  • You don't want to google FaceRaiders.
  • I will watch a good hentai.

• Mikel:
  • ...It's Vikings letting out their inner African? [6:22]
  • (in response to Tyler) No, they took Halo away from my platform, which was the Macintosh. [14:10]
  • ...You know its just a distraction that... prolonging the, eh, inevitable heat death of the universe. (laughs) Just think: in a few million years, everything we've done and loved will be dust. [25:11]
  • Who wants to see Bart fucking Lisa? Why?
  • Nothing kills your boner faster.
  • Jesus McHitler Dick.
  • For some reason Gentiles love it.
• Henry:
• Cough*Chough*CHOUGH*HACK*Cough*Hack*Chough*Chough*
• Tyler:
  • (during the Top 7) ...But it's more annoying when it's like your girlfriend is watching...uh, the Food Network... uh... well, I love the Food Network, but... [7:12]
  • (in response to Brett's Crotch-Punches-by-Mail) I'm just gonna stop opening my mail, man! I keep getting these dick-punches! [44:05]
  • (in reference to the Umbreon girl Chris saw) Gotta Bone 'Em All! [53:59]

• • It's like pushing on a nipple. You have to squeeze it.
  • There's a Chinese company and they're producing the 2DS for $50.
  • Who's your favorite 5 year old?
  • I forgot about lose-your-boner tuesday.
  • You would like us more if your parents died.
  • I love disgustafish.
  • Ahhhahahaaa, Kengo! Master of Bushido!

Question of the Week: Console waiting stories

• Chris Antista

• Brett Elston

• Mikel Reparaz - Dreamcast

• Tyler Wilde - PS3 launch story, someone got shot

• Henry Gilbert

Link: Episode 144