Episode 14

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Date: August 15th, 2008

Length: 1:21:05

Hosts: Chris, Brett, Mikel, Charlie, and Shane.

Special Guest(s): None

Intro: Star Trek: The Next Generation

Quote of the week: "PERCH! FROG! FIGHT!"

Closing Words: Chris Antista "Before we go." Vomit noise

Closing Song: Kingdom Hearts 2 Utada Hikaru - Sanctuary

Content Covered:

• Top 7 New games that you already played
• MUDs explained at 8:00
• Godfather II Yacht Ride and a $200 Cristal taste test:
  • Mikel Reparaz: "Drink this shit out of paper fuckin' cups, yo!" "Smells like a small dog pissed on a bucket of popcorn."
  • Chris Antista: "I've tasted better monkey piss."
  • Shane Patterson: "Spiked piss."
  • Brett Elston: "Easter Egg diarrhea."
• Mega Man 9 Achievements leaked
• What does your online handle mean? (Reused in TalkRadar 81)
  • Shane Patterson: Paperthin, because he runs cross-country and track. First online name was Sho' Nuff.
  • Mikel Raparez: EvilNinja due to a Moby CD.
  • Brett Elston: Perch, due to an anecdote about biology class. (PERCH! FROG! FIGHT!)
  • Charlie Barratt: Grinand because his teacher called him "Charlie Grinand Barratt". (Hahahah get it?! IT'S A PUN!)
  • Chris Antista: Extreme Pison due to his Counterstrike Clan puns of race and other stuff
• What games should get the Mega Man 9 treatment?

Notable Facts:

• First time Charlie Barratt and Chris Antista mentioned "butt-babies". [54:00]
• Problems go away when Chris Antista drinks [23:15]
• Mikel Reparaz played the original Godfather seven times on all four systems.

Funny Stories and Quotes:

• Chris Antista
  • "It's so fucking hot, I can smell my own balls."
  • "Kids guess I'm encouraging drinking, but when I drink the problems go away. I can now understand why 2 and a Half Men is funny."
  • "Shane and I had sex back behind a dumpster." [26:55]
  • "Up with down syndrome."
  • "Braid is the Japanese version of Blade."
  • "I don't want to heap a Dan Amrich amount of shit on Space Giraffe."
  • Final Fantasy X "Aquatic Fuckball"
  • "I don't want to role for initiative or fucking cannolis. [37:34-37:37]
  • "I want games to star more retarded people" [1:01:00]
  • "Fuck yachts in their yachting fucking asses."
  • "There's an easy poon store."
  • "When I talk to a woman I speak straight to her prostate."
  • "I'm just saying there needs to be a game that stars a retarded person."
  • "I was in an online gang since I don't want to use the word clan."
  • "How can you hate a mental?"
• Mikel Reparaz, Chris Antista and Shane Patterson imitating Brett Elston [28:05-28:34]
• Mikel Reparaz
  • towards Chris "If we go into break and I find out you played that Doug Friser song, I will punch you in the dick."
  • "STFU!" [1:03:49-50]
  • "Barley? More like Barley Fuck you."
  • "You're being attack by Mancotti role for cannolis."
  • "Look at the menacing plate of pasta."
  • "There's an A and a B, and a start and a select how am I suppose to play this?"
  • "You will get us all fired."
• Brett Elston"
  • You should get that checked out when you become a dumbass."
• Charlie Barratt
  • "Portal is a fun game, but not religiously."
• Shane Patterson
  • "Bullshit! Try to get laid with that card."
  • "I'm Charlie Barratt: I make really lame gay jokes."

Link: Episode 14

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