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Date: January 14th, 2011

Length: 2:34:32

Hosts: Chris, Brett, Mikel, and Tyler Nagata

Special Guest(s):

Intro: Going the Distance

Closing Words: Chris: "Talkradar 134, let's close it out."

Closing Song: farmhousemedia3000 - NES Batman Level 1 Remix

Content Covered:

Notable Facts:

  • Chris watching porn on iPad
  • TalkRadar is in a podcast room
  • Lunchbox song with Chris the airplane pilot

Funny Stories and Quotes:

  • Chris Antista
    • "But I thought, yeah, my tongue's just a dick."
    • [To Mikel] "Did she ever get better?"
      • Mikel "No, she died."
    • I want a Spongebob MMO.
    • I was banned by her parents because I fucked in her bed.
    • Becoming a Jewish Vampire is never easy.
    • I want a WBC protest game on Wii where you wave flags all day.
    • I want the expansion to be Cataclysmic when they leave the ocean.
    • Respawn and Bungie I really wonder what game would they make if it wasn't a shooter.
    • Bungie trademarked Osiris, Dead Orbit, and Boring Noun.
    • She jammed her tongue in my urethra. She didn't know what to do.
    • It was the only time I had [a blowjob] through Mickey Mouse boxers.
    • I'm not going to strangle a dog because I got a shitty blowjob.
    • I got my first blowjob. I rode my bike over to her house.
      • Brett: "How old were you?"
    • The only thing you have in common with people in ER is about to die.
    • We switched platforms Sly!
    • That girl is getting double DP'd. It's Bella Donna.
    • This weeks QOTW. Does it hurt to get Dped or is it exhilierating?
      • Mikel "That's the office iPad!"
      • Chris "It runs gay porn perfectly."
      • Chris "Brett do you want me to bookmark this?"
    • I'm canceling my Christianity. I'm handing in my card.
    • I want to see a game Cereal Killer where cereal mascots fight each other.
      • Tyler "You want it balanced like a good breakfast cereal."
  • Brett Elston
    • There's always something to fap to.
    • Dinosaur Hero
      • Mikel "Why don't you dig real dinosaur bones asshole!
    • [To Chris] "All your stories kind of blend together... you were stealing Donkey Kong Country while getting a blowjob and a dog is shitting on its balls..."
      • [Chris] "This one does involve a dog!"
        • "Of course it does!"
    • "Balls like a beanbag?"
  • Mikel Reparaz
    • I play MMOs but I hate the social aspect.
    • Thanks for reading the site asshole.
    • I got a motherfucking unicorn.
    • That's what happen when you give blowjobs.
      • Chris "Your hands become like glazed donuts."
    • The author never writes the headline.
    • That's a dedicated pedophile who sets up a Chuck E Cheese in the back of his van.
    • Do you know what looks like cotton candy? Cotton dipped in chloroform.
  • Tyler Nagata
    • I want to see Valve skip Left 4 Dead 3 and make Left 4 Dead 4. That is revolutionary out of the box thinking. You get two sequels in one game.
    • Kingdom Hearts is Final Fantasy dressed in lawyers.

Question of the Week: Any failed attempts to get a girlfriend into games?

  • Chris - At first tried Counter-Strike, then bought her Tiny Toon Adventures: Buster Busts Loose! and got completely sucked in.
  • Mikel - Got Nightfire for Diana, she hated it.
  • Brett - Monkey Ball
  • Tyler - Story involving Immortal Cities: Children of the Nile (probably) which doesn't count because it didn't end up depressing

Link: Episode 134

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