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Date: October 15th, 2010

Length: 2:59:53

Hosts: Chris, Brett, Mikel and Tyler

Special Guest(s): Joshua Hines (KREATIVEassassin)

Intro: The Muppets CD-ROM: Muppets Inside intro

Closing Words: Chris: "Duke, tell us how to live." Duke Nukem effect: "Confucius say, die!"

Closing Song: "Katamari" by Boxes

Content Covered:

Notable Facts:

  • 1st Break
    • Duke Nukem mash up with DJ Assault - Ass N Titties 49:00
    • Civ 5 Letters from Front Line 1:53:40

Funny Stories and Quotes:

  • Chris Antista
    • While doing a Right Said Fred impersonation: "They're rebelling against sex with women."
    • "My balls don't grow when they're hard."
    • Do you know what we're not sick about? Muppets Party Cruise.
    • Emma Stone a harsh revelation I had as an aging adult. First girl I droolingly looked up and oh my god I'm older than she is. I feel horrible.
    • To some Canadian caller: "We couldn't hear you through all that fucking Walrus blubber."
    • "I am Glenn Beck."
    • "Medal of Honor "Without your sacrifice, we wouldn't be able to reboot the franchise."
    • "You fucking Canuck. Lets face off in a snowball fight. We'll still win, and I'm from Florida."
    • "You live under a giant urinal cake and you don't even know it."
    • "They have negative 2 pride because they are Canadian."
    • "All I see is circular bacon and that's ridculous."
    • "All you can do is be good at hockey because its only popular there and you don't have black people. It's ridiculous."
    • "Was that a statue? It was probably a white person you were immortalizing."
    • "The only good thing the symbol of the flag was used for is coverings Adam's Dick."
    • "I want to go up there and draw on it with oil."
    • "Fuck you TURbo, eat a bag of frozen Canadian dicks. Pop them all out like an ice tray."
    • "I can Dick Tracey it back to TURbo's mouth."
    • If Canada has black people, it was probably a statue.
    • In short Brett wants to come on her brain.
    • Is there something codeword for spoons for gay people I don't know about?
    • "The robe is open, and he's wearing nothing but an erection and Christmas ornaments."
    • "Don't keep it that way. I swear to God I'll cut off that bitches throat before I go to jail. That's what happens when you cut somebody's head off, or you fuck their throat."
    • "How many tadpoles did you give it? I'm guessing 4 million."
    • "What are you going to do? Ejaculate on her dessert?"
    • "One's in a bikini, one is gay, when you play the Castlevania: Party Cruise!"
    • People aren't excited for Sonic 4 because there is Sonic Schoolhouse.
  • Brett Elston
    • "I'm a big fan of asses."
    • Toys R Us started and ended college.
    • There's no boner directory?
    • I worked at an unname retail store.
      • Mikel "It's now unnamed?"
    • "My dick is in a globe."
    • (Chris) "Do you keep a log of all of your boners?"
      • Chris Antista - That's Charlie's facebook page.
  • Mikel Reparaz
    • About 3D Realms: "Whatever they rode that Gravy Train for 13 years."
    • We're trapped! The doorstep is outside the door.
    • Fucking frostback.
    • Nicolas Cage, the greatest thespian of our time.
    • At Pepperidge farms we make cookies the old fashion way with slave labor.
    • Fuck you, you should die.
      • Chris "Yes Mikel, you are elegant."
    • That's where you went to college. Toys R Us university.
    • "You just want to grab and shake her and say STOP BEING MICHELLE RODRIGUEZ!"
    • "A little kid came up to you and bit your dick."
      • Chris Antista "NO! That's fabricated."
      • "I would pay SO, MUCH for the Castlevania: Party Cruise game to be made"
  • Tyler Wilde
    • "What Duke Nukem was though something that implanted an idea in a group of people that would destroy them."
    • About Single player of Medal of Honor "Game version of God bless America. I know I'm free."
    • About Michael Bublé: "That man is not a Canadian hero."
    • "I was upset you couldn't play as Canada in Civilization V"
      • Chris Antista: "What would you play with? Who would you're general be? William Shatner?"
    • "Brett has 3 Animal Crossing tattoos."
      • Chris Antista: "You can only see them when he shaves his pube hairs. They're so small."
        • Mikel Reparaz: "One only shows up when erect."
        • "You won't be laughing when I get knighted. Bitch."
  • KREATIVEassassin
    • "Cold Stone Creamery was delayed."
    • Matt Hazard is the shit. That game is awesome.

Question of the Week: What new game character have you developed a crush on?

  • Chris Antista - Trip (Enslaved)
  • Mikel Reparez - Sims 3 character
  • Brett Elston - Lightning (Final Fantasy XIII), Tali (Mass Effect) & Shanoa (Castlevania: Order of Ecclesia)
  • Tyler Wilde - Liara (Mass Effect)
  • KREATIVEassassin - Rock Band 3 Character

Link: Episode 123

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