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Date: September 3rd, 2010

Length: 2:47:58

Hosts: Chris, Brett, Mikel, Henry

Intro: Cavemen

Closing Words: Chris: I love it; something bad made into something good. Mikel: Yeah.

Closing Song: Zelda CD-i Remix

Content Covered:

  • 2nd Annual TalkRadar Fan Awards:

Notable Facts:

  • Plenty of BLAM! jokes...BLAM!
  • Plenty of Hanna-Barbera sound effects!
  • Brett Elston hates Dead Rising, Chris disagrees and Henry sides with Brett

Funny Stories and Quotes:

  • Chris Antista
    • You just boarded a crowded train to BLAMSCHWITZ!
    • Don't get hit in the head too many times or you'll end up like Muhammad Ali with ParkinBLAM's disease, BLAM!
    • Chris talks about the "Triforced Entry" YouTube video, and thinks he is a homophobe.
    • TalkRadar is a show about lessons.
    • GamesRadar is the place to go to see action figures fucking.
    • Action figures fucking is all I'm saying.
    • Who are you? Dragon Quest embargo spoilers?
    • Smoking isn't routine. It's a break from routine.
    • Paging Dr. BLAMEINSTEIN! He's Jewish! BLAM!
    • Dick Dastardly. That will be my porn name.
    • I'm sorry for saying you need fingers like petrified baby dicks, and I don't know why everyone is calling me out for that.
    • The act and the description of Mikel and I fucking each other, like, didn't bother me for a second, but the cooing and the implication of looking longingly and the passionate kisses.
    • (Mikel) He's earned that. He's Senior Editor.
  • Brett Elston
    • Mario finally gets to team up with his archnemesis BLAMSER!
    • They played Helix Nebula, and I jumped the fuck around.
    • Ace Combat on PSP looks worse and plays worse.
    • They [Blam] treat all these old Disney characters like, "Who the fuck is this guy [Donald Duck]? Who does this guy think he is?"
    • Pokemon didn't create a game, it created an industry to itself.
    • Nintendo won't do a Pokemon MMO they are 10 years behind what is an internet.
    • My friend buying Ninja Turtles at a toy store when it was going out of business: "They were three for ten dollars!" Brett: "Oh so which three did you get?" His friend: "Nine!"
  • Mikel Reparaz
    • Only fancy fat fucking rednecks who hold tea cups with their pinkies extended!
    • Redneck voice:
    • Some guy inserted a camcorder in his urethra at high speed, blam.
    • Piston Honda, I'm gonna make him think another BLAM hit BLAMASAKI!
  • Henry Gilbert
    • Yoda Impression
    • More like EggBLAM!

Question of the Week: What's your favorite concert experience?

  • Chris: John Henry
  • Brett: PAX 2007 and States
  • Mikel: Lolapoloza '96/'97 (he doesn't remember the exact year)
  • Henry: They Might Be Giants

Link: Episode 117

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