Date: August 6th, 2010
Special Guest(s): None
Closing Words: Brett you have a foul mouth- Mikel Reparaz
Closing Song: Castlevania 2: Simon's Quest Ending Theme
- Top 7 Births in Gaming
- Harmonix interview during first break.
- Some ho-ass Street Fighter shit, mang.
- Hank's Corner: Getting mad at the "Get-Hank-Mad" War for Cybertron competition. Especially at being called a prepubescent Rosie O'Donnell.
- Arc Rise Fantasia is still fantastic.
- Audio of Zoey from Left 4 Dead giving birth at 5:23.
- Chris plays a message from his Mother.
Funny Stories and Quotes:
- Chris Antista
- House of the Dead: Overkill's inverse birth scene sounds like taking a shower in only chilli.
- Do they have a equivlant in China where they throw away the female Pokemon?
- They Live is a great story of your mind being blown if you were an 8th grader.
- Chucky Cheese Desperation Party.
- The only game that gets away with showing cum in a videogame is CSI and that's marketed to mothers.
- Ubisoft is a game deals hero.
- Mikel said the Jews killed Christ. No? Ok, that was Henry.
- On the phone message from his mother.
- "What a fucking bitch! Do not call me! I don't care about my dog, he can fucking die. Stupid, Stupid mom. Presented by Arc Rise Fantasia."
- I don't live in a 1800 story apartment Japan.
- Brett Elston
- "Every pregnant woman giving birth sounds like loud, angry fucking."
- Sounds like finger fucking a cantalope."
- Chucky Cheese you need to update your characters.
- Eurogamer gave Castlevania Legacy of Kain a 4.
- Chris "That's because they lived it."
- I don't like to give 7's because of that taboo.
- Mikel "That we made up."
- Mikel Reparaz
- "I hope they replicate the Fallout 3 birth scene in New Vegas except you're automatically born with Elvis shades."
- I would say the Jews killed Christ to find out if my wife listens to the show.
- Imagine being the creative director of Starcraft and the ego boost. My vision enthralled an entire race.
- I wonder if Hot Topics opened in the 80's would they sell hoop skirts and Elvis shirts.
- "[The villian in the Dead or Alive movie]'s main superweapon is a pair of glasses that makes you really good at karate. And they have to stop him!"
- You want prostitute? Here's a pyramid of prostitutes.
- If you want to go to a shitty state school, they'll take anybody.
- Curse of Darkness was it a sequel to Legacy of Darkness?
- Brett "No Curse of Darkness was a sequel to Castlevania 3, Legacy of Darkness was a sequel to Castlevania 64."
- Chris "Sorry listeners. I'm confused to."
- Brett "I know my Castlevanias."
- Bonesaw (starts 2:03:44)
- First I'm gonna rip you like a Twix Bar. Eat you and save the rest for later. I'm gonna split you inoto 4 buttcheeks and fuck you in the middle of them. It doesn't make sense right now. SHUT THE FUCK UP ELSTON!. Ok. I'll snap you like a Kit Kat. Snap like a wafer bar in chocolate. I'll bleed you out like a glowstick in a rave. I'll combine you with epoxy chemicals and wave you in a figure 8 motion.
Question of the Week: What Fall 2010 game are you most looking forward to?
- Chris: Medal of Honor
- Brett: Kirby's Epic Yarn; Castlevania: Lords of Shadow
- Mikel: Scott Pilgrim vs. the World; Mafia 2; Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood
Link: Episode 113