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Date: July 13th, 2008

Length: 46:10

Hosts: Chris, Brett, Mikel, and Charlie.

Special Guest(s): None

Intro: Donkey Kong Fistful of Quarters

Quote of the week: "Sephiroth would look like a silly goose in zero grav."

Closing Words: Chris Antista "Peace, everybody"

Closing Song: Kids in the Hall Theme Song

Content Covered:

  • 7 out of 10 Week
  • Top 7 Lazy character cliches
  • Boring Masked Heroes
  • The 100 Lamest Game-Industry Cliches
  • Shit games that managed to get a 7/10
  • Midnight Club: Los Angeles

Notable Facts:

  • Charlie Barrett's first mention on Gabriel Knight. Hosts get bored right away and groan. [10:10]
  • Shane Patterson first mentioned as a sexual deviant at 38:50 (censored).
  • The Sonic molestation PSA first appeared during the first break.
  • Chris Antista's hippie impersonation started.
  • Brett Elston specifically praised Twishart for Mega Man music mix contest on Warhead Mega Man music he created that was played at the end of first break.
  • Navi was spammed a lot
  • Brett hates David Bowie's Changes.

Funny Stories and Quotes:

  • Chris Antista:
    • Tries to make a joke about the Amish. Calls them beardhumpers, which Mikel Raparaz's response is beardhumpers? (Mikel has a beard.)
    • "Seven is lucky, fourteen is consenting in Kentucky."
    • Yes, it's seven of the top things.
    • Gaming's greatest cockteases.
    • Don't you ever blank a black man's blank.
    • We probably don't have Amish readers.
    • We have to give them content by horse carriage once a month.
    • The Amish are the only people we can offend, and they won't be mad at us.
    • It's called olde english because they haven't invented anything new. They speak in cliches.
    • Shit is a more compelling feces.
    • Next week, Brett Elston is doing jack shit, so I'm going after his job.
  • Brett Elston:
    • "I heard that site only posts boob features. HUUUURRRR!" [3:45-3:48]
    • First mention of hating "Ch-Ch-Ch-Changes".
    • "So fast, ya tits will shoot out ya back." [31:12]
    • We do a Top 7.
    • Watch The State, kids.
    • Where's the vibrator you're supposed to cram up your butt?
  • Mikel Reparaz:
    • Baby suicides
    • Don't talk over me you fucker. [2:12]
    • I, as a fictitious reviewer, have no balls.
    • I traded Contra III for Bubsy, and it is one of the worst decisions in my life.
    • So fast, your penis will recede in your body.
    • I'm a raging mysogynist that hates women that tag along with me in videogames.
      • Chris: "It took him two years to whittle the list down to seven."
      • Mikel: "I originally started with all."
  • Charlie Barratt
    • By default, some games are good, some games are bad, and some games are mediocre.

Link: Episode 11

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