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Date: July 18th, 2008

Length: 50:15

Hosts: Chris, Brett, Mikel, and Tyler.

Special Guest(s): None

Intro: "I hate computers." Jurassic Park

Quote of the week: "I think my new hobby is going to be killing myself."

Closing Words: Chris Antista: "This cast is over." Tyler Wilde "BOOM!"

Closing Song: The Clash - Complete Control

Content Covered:

  • E3 2008
  • Games announced
  • Microsoft press conference
    • Dashboard
    • Avatars
  • Nintendo Press Conference
    • Wii Music
  • E3 2008 awards
    • Worsest Wii Music
    • Worse Capcom press conference
    • Worse Game You're in the Movies

Sad Stories and Funny Quotes:

  • Chris Antista:
    • "Wii Music promises over 60 instruments."
    • "Throw a frisbee to a dog. Go fuck yourself."
    • "Have you ever had that retarded kid in class who said look at me and I'm playing a flute but wasn't. Now you can pay $50 retail to look just like this guy."
    • You know what people like? Games with more plastic.
    • You could master the 4 foot pedals.
      • Brett "Fuck you."
  • Brett Elston:
    • "Avatarded"
    • "I don't know if I want to be happy again."
    • "Strong enough to blast the barnacles off a moving dinosaur."
    • It's beyond tired. It's been an emotionally. physically, mentally, draining, destroying, stabbing, slashing, ripping, tearing, rending experience.
    • I felt all joy and hope leave my soul.
    • E3 2008, an organized disappointment.
    • I walked out of the Nintendo conference event and I felt that my new hobby would be killing myself.
    • Pickup Okami.
  • Mikel Reparaz:
    • "Giant enemy crabs don't compare of what shit went on this year."
    • "Fuck you Plebs." [44:17]
  • Tyler Wilde:

Link: Episode 10

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