thumb|300px|right|For more hilarity, subscribe to GamesRadarUSDick Jenga a.k.a. "A Dick Touching Contest" is a competition in which two males (or transvestites) see how close their dicks can get without touching. It was first mentioned in "The Making of TalkRadar: Part Two" when Chris was watching Brett play "Excitebots: Trick Racing" and wanted to have a dick touching contest.

Problems regarding Dick Jenga include:

  • Dicks don't have proximity detectors.
  • Unlike Chris, Brett does NOT have "spider sense" on his dick.

Chris Antista's thoughts: "It's like Jenga, then the game's over." "It's your heterosexuality, it all comes crumbling down."